Trigger Warning: JOY

askdemhomestucks:

(via iwouldratherbbc)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(Source: babylizard, via felicitate-me)

princess-of-the-dark-enigma:

bootslots:

hetahomestuckgirl:

i thought it said homestuck

what’s the difference

(via sherlockstilinski)

burghers:

wartortles:

what the fuck is eurovision

(via princeowl)

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

(via effingtrinkets)

sassy-gay-merida:

mocha-cookie-kill-yourself:

grungecest:

can we talk about my new shirt

can we TALK about it please

can we BUY it

(via heylookahufflepuff)

(via deductionseduction)

so i wanted to start a revolution

thespians-united:

sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

ok let me try again 

what

that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

…

um

dang i thought i was getting somewhere

yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE

when theatre people are allowed online

(via enjolcats)

cliffrose-acetone:

I Want to Watch This Thing But There’s All This Sex in It a novel by an asexual 

(via farid-fire-eater)

marcovicci:

just in case you were wondering, “what other colors do sapphires come in?” the answer is “jesus fucking christ that stone gets around”. these are all sapphires except for the white center stones, which are diamonds

(via professorpoofenplotz)